By Art Vandelay
WASHINGTON D.C. — At a sporting event in San Francisco Saturday, Connor Pelosi, 4, told the People’s Republic of China to, “shut the fuck up.”
Upset by reports from China Daily that his mother was “habitually bad tempered,” the younger, adorable Pelosi went on camera to let the Chinese people know his feelings had been hurt.
“They don’t know anything about my mom’s history,” Pelosi told reporters. “They probably couldn’t even point her out in a photo of the 535 members of the U.S. congress!”
“My mom WAS, IS, and ALWAYS WILL be the best mommy in the world!” Pelosi added.
In a response from China Daily, editors wrote, “It is understandable that the big wind of China’s 10% per-quarter macroeconomical growth is stirring turbulently the little children of America to immoral speech, but as we all know, the monkey crafts the chicken plotfully.”
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