‘Our mousetrap is open,’ Xi assures markets
By XIA DAEconomic Correspondent BOAO — China’s economy welcomes foreign investment, President Xi Jinping has assured overseas businesses, comparing it to a “vast mousetrap — […]
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Which Chinese dynasty are you?
By XI MEITEIWestern Media Correspondent Boasting nearly 5,000 aeons of history, China is a country that has been uninterruptedly ruled by several different major dynasties, […]
It’s Started, People! President Xi Jinping Stabbed a Waitress to Death at China’s Parliament and Everyone Just Nervously Applauded
All Chinese people love the “Two Sessions” period, in which unelected officials from all around the country convene in the capital to do whatever they’re […]
China to reopen next week as Qing-style authoritarian shopping mall
By WEINI PUDynasty Correspondent (BEIJING) — China’s State Council has announced plans to close the mainland for a short period, and re-open as a Qing-style […]
Chinese billionaires sing and dance at Politburo Christmas party
By XI WIZNew Era Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — A procession of Chinese billionaires from the worlds of tech, finance, and real estate performed […]
Those Lu Wei corruption charges in full
Lu was considered “shady as fuck” even by Politburo standards: Source Beijing has denounced its former cyberspace czar Lu Wei as a “typical two-faced man” […]
Allegations of sexual propriety against senior Communist Party official shock China
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Just weeks before a key Chinese leadership meeting, explosive allegations have been leveled against a senior […]
Foreign readers keen to comprehensively study new Xi Jinping book: Report
By FEI HUAPropaganda Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Overseas readers are lining up in cities across the world to purchase copies of a new […]
Huge thunderstorm on night of Liu Xiabo’s death indicates gods are pleased, says Communist Party astrologist
By HAO BAWeather Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Sheet lightning, loud thunder cracks and rain pouring over China’s capital on the night of Nobel Peace […]
Delegate who spent last two days nodding and smiling still has no idea what ‘One Belt, One Road’ means
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A senior delegate to China’s ‘One Belt, One Road’ forum in Beijing has spent the last two days nodding and […]