Diary: Xi Jinping’s ‘Big Party Congress’
October 12 Morning Well, it’s taken a while — again! Some of my rivals still don’t understand that I’m unique, a man of destiny with […]
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We Chinese: What do you think of Speaker Pelosi’s Taiwan visit?
US House Speaker Nancy Pelosi this week visited Taiwan in defiance of Beijing’s thunderous threats and denunciations. What do you think? I’m just glad […]
Xi Jinping sends important text
By HU MIDiplomacy Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China’s leader Xi Jinping has defied critics of his country’s Ukraine policy with the announcement of […]
So it’s come to this? Remembering the ‘New York Times’ China bureau (1852-2020)
On the 18th December, the deadline for the first J visa for the New York Times’s China bureau expires, and the world will discover if Beijing […]
‘Our mousetrap is open,’ Xi assures markets
By XIA DAEconomic Correspondent BOAO — China’s economy welcomes foreign investment, President Xi Jinping has assured overseas businesses, comparing it to a “vast mousetrap — […]
Which Chinese dynasty are you?
By XI MEITEIWestern Media Correspondent Boasting nearly 5,000 aeons of history, China is a country that has been uninterruptedly ruled by several different major dynasties, […]
It’s Started, People! President Xi Jinping Stabbed a Waitress to Death at China’s Parliament and Everyone Just Nervously Applauded
All Chinese people love the “Two Sessions” period, in which unelected officials from all around the country convene in the capital to do whatever they’re […]
China to reopen next week as Qing-style authoritarian shopping mall
By WEINI PUDynasty Correspondent (BEIJING) — China’s State Council has announced plans to close the mainland for a short period, and re-open as a Qing-style […]
Chinese billionaires sing and dance at Politburo Christmas party
By XI WIZNew Era Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — A procession of Chinese billionaires from the worlds of tech, finance, and real estate performed […]
Those Lu Wei corruption charges in full
Lu was considered “shady as fuck” even by Politburo standards: Source Beijing has denounced its former cyberspace czar Lu Wei as a “typical two-faced man” […]