Those Gaokao exam questions in full
Editor’s note: this year, nine million students sat their gaokao, a standardized exam that determines college admissions. This intense exam can be the key to a […]
western interference
Communist Party asks everyone to just shut the fuck up for a moment so it can think
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Following its eighteenth futile call for unity this week, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) today issued […]
Official Report: The weather in Beijing is very gray but that is how we like it
Official Report By GONG CHANDANGCommunications Correspondent BEIJING (Ministry of Truthfulness) – A long time ago, in a country far away, in China, there lived a […]
‘To pollute is glorious’: Minister for Environment
By Feichang WuranEnvironment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Leaded water, an absence of wildlife and thick, syrupy air are all healthy signs of a […]
Pretentious Tsinghua professor busted with huge ‘Big Bang Theory’ stash
By KUO LAOSociety Correspondent HONG KONG (China Daily Show) — A Tsinghua University literary professor was detained at Hong Kong airport after being caught with […]
WHO downgrades Chinese culture to “cult,” issues warning
By L. WANG-HUBERTMental Health Correspondent GENEVA (China Daily Show) — The World Health Organization today issued a warning to 192 nations after a report by […]
Number One search engine shows the happy side of China
By HIXIE XING SOU SOUHarmony Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China launched “Panguso” last month, a government-sponsored search engine which has quickly become the […]
China: Rising gas prices caused by Western media
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Beijing authorities announced Friday that recent rises in gas prices were the direct result of interference […]