Blue gaseous mass looms over Beijing
By FEICHANG WURANEnvironment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – As China begins its annual National People’s Congress today, all eyes were on the arrival of […]
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Photographer considers whether picture of Chinese migrant worker could be his big break
By XI MEITEIWestern Media Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Freelance photographer David Hammond speculated yesterday that classic shots he recently took of a migrant […]
Freud analyzes the Chinese Dream
Congratulations, China. It is good that you are having these dreams now. This is small step forward: It means you are slowly getting your memory […]
Bo Xilai escapes
By ON LAMCrime Correspondent BEIDAHE (China Daily Show) – Disgraced politician Bo Xilai has escaped captivity, according to a story in The New York Times, an overseas […]
Those Gaokao exam questions in full
Editor’s note: this year, nine million students sat their gaokao, a standardized exam that determines college admissions. This intense exam can be the key to a […]
Communist Party asks everyone to just shut the fuck up for a moment so it can think
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Following its eighteenth futile call for unity this week, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) today issued […]
Official Report: The weather in Beijing is very gray but that is how we like it
Official Report By GONG CHANDANGCommunications Correspondent BEIJING (Ministry of Truthfulness) – A long time ago, in a country far away, in China, there lived a […]
‘To pollute is glorious’: Minister for Environment
By Feichang WuranEnvironment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Leaded water, an absence of wildlife and thick, syrupy air are all healthy signs of a […]
Pretentious Tsinghua professor busted with huge ‘Big Bang Theory’ stash
By KUO LAOSociety Correspondent HONG KONG (China Daily Show) — A Tsinghua University literary professor was detained at Hong Kong airport after being caught with […]
WHO downgrades Chinese culture to “cult,” issues warning
By L. WANG-HUBERTMental Health Correspondent GENEVA (China Daily Show) — The World Health Organization today issued a warning to 192 nations after a report by […]