China Fails To Attract Alien Tourists
By Chi Chi ChaTourism Correspondent The transgalactic surge in alien tourists promised by Chinese officials has failed to materialize, despite waiving visa requirements and fast-tracking […]
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Eat, Pray, Self-Love: My Lyrical Journey Through the Heart of Genocide Country
For centuries, Western scribes have made the grueling trek west to Xinjiang, only to produce reams of unreadable Orientalist garbage. Now, one travel writer attempts […]
China to reopen next week as Qing-style authoritarian shopping mall
By WEINI PUDynasty Correspondent (BEIJING) — China’s State Council has announced plans to close the mainland for a short period, and re-open as a Qing-style […]
Beijing to reopen as Dickensian theme park
By Lou ShunCulture Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – “Please sir, can I have some more tourists?” Faced with a decline in visitors, Beijing is […]
Hipster ventures out of Gulou area
By WATT EVAHipster Correspondent GULOU (China Daily Show) – A nine-year veteran of Beijing’s famous hutong district, Gulou, has vowed never to leave the area again, after […]
Why I’m going on holiday
Leaving China is not a new phenomenon. Nor is writing about it – as this moving letter, newly discovered in the Shanghai archives of the North […]
Why I’m leaving China
So you’ve finally decided to break up with China. You’ll probably want to write a blog post or newspaper article about it, then. Too busy […]
Tibet closed for routine maintenance
By MINZU TUANJIETibet Correspondent Lhasa (China Daily Show) – Tibet is to be closed for routine cleaning and repairs, the Chinese Foreign Ministry told reporters […]
Controversial English teacher denied visa
By Shi FuEducation Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A fearlessly edgy English teacher has spoken out, after having had his visa denied by the […]
Average US guy actually very handsome, says nurse
By QU JIATravel Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A middle-aged US male has struck romantic gold, after visiting China and discovering he is actually […]