‘Occupy Restrooms’ protest turns fatal
BY DU QISHIHealth Correspondent GUANGZHOU (China Daily Show) – A group of female sophomores – angered at conditions in their campus restrooms – suffered a setback […]
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Ask a police chief trying to defect
Dear police chief trying to defect, According to the old guy who comes by my apartment every once in a while, I need to register […]
Fake petitioners offered free rides home
By Chun GeSpring Festival Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Zhang Lu did not have to wait long. Standing in Tiananmen Square with a giant […]
Traditional Chinese Meth lab explodes
By SAO GOODMANCrime Correspondent WENZHOU (China Daily Show) — Police were last night hunting a trio of drug dealers after a botched batch of traditional […]
Government car becomes self-aware, kills 32
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A top-secret government car killed 32 people Saturday after realizing it could get away with anything. […]
Government critics offered rent-free accommodation by police
BY FA KEYUPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — “I used to share a dorm in a subterranean cave with fifteen others in Beijing’s Fengtai […]
Police: Suspect who died in custody suffered “oxygen overdose”
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent DONYANG (China Daily Show) — The family of a suspected thief who died in custody have expressed their disappointment and anger […]
Beggar not actually an erhu player: Erhu player
By HAO FENQINGFeelings Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Gracious Chinese givers were shocked and appalled yesterday when a passerby exposed Lao Pei, one of […]
“Beijing is actually very safe”: Rapist
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A serial rapist who has eluded Chinese authorities for nearly two decades told China Daily Show […]
Angry Chinese stand and stare outside Tous Les Jours
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — In a move baffling the international community, hundreds of angry Chinese students in Beijing’s college district gathered outside Tous Les […]