China successfully halts spread of truth
By YANGXING RENSHIPandemic Correspondent WUHAN (China Daily Show) — Beijing has declared “complete victory” in its battle to bury the truth about the Covid-19 virus […]
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Lawyers terrorize defenceless town
By MEI YUANLegal Correspondent LIZHAI (China Daily Show) – The decent, Party-fearing citizens of a frontier settlement in Gansu say they were terrorized by last […]
Who suppressed it best: Hong Kong or Ferguson?
It may look some redneck cop just shot another unarmed black guy. Actually, those pictures you’re seeing all over the Internet are being taken in […]
How to celebrate Chinese New Year properly
Planning that perfect party can be a headache – do you invite foreigners or just Chinese? Do you spike the punch or keep all the […]
‘Dark-skinned’ suspects sought in connection with Xinjiang
By WEI HAN CHONGTUXinjiang Correspondent URUMQI (China Daily Show) – Police are seeking ‘dark-skinned males’ in connection with events in Xinjiang, state media announced yesterday. “Anyone […]
Family devastated after ‘New Year’s Gala’ DVD goes missing
By LONG TAOSpring Festival Correspondent ZHENGZHOU (China Daily Show) – The fireworks are still exploding over the village of Nanren, Henan but for one family, […]
Panic spreads in Beijing for some reason
by XIAO NIAORumor Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A water-cooler debate quickly led to widespread muttering, joking and microblogging in Beijing Tuesday morning, as […]
‘Occupy Restrooms’ protest turns fatal
BY DU QISHIHealth Correspondent GUANGZHOU (China Daily Show) – A group of female sophomores – angered at conditions in their campus restrooms – suffered a setback […]
Ask a police chief trying to defect
Dear police chief trying to defect, According to the old guy who comes by my apartment every once in a while, I need to register […]
Fake petitioners offered free rides home
By Chun GeSpring Festival Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Zhang Lu did not have to wait long. Standing in Tiananmen Square with a giant […]