Official Report: Beijing Constantly Angry
Foreign Countries Continue To Ruin Mood At CCP Headquarters By NING NING PAOBeijing and Dessert Correspondent BEIJING — A new report by the Pakin Atoll […]
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Official Report: Xi Jinping’s Family “Rich As Shit”
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGOfficial Report Correspondent In a wild new report, it turns out Chinese President Xi Jinping and his family are “totally fucking […]
Official Report: The weather in Beijing is very gray but that is how we like it
Official Report By GONG CHANDANGCommunications Correspondent BEIJING (Ministry of Truthfulness) – A long time ago, in a country far away, in China, there lived a […]
Ministry of Railways builds secret high-speed link to Cayman Islands
By LUO GUANRailways and Corruption Correspondent GRAND CAYMAN (China Daily Show) – Despite a recent report that detected “no signs of life” at the Ministry […]
China WikiLink let us see the honest hardworking politician: Official Report
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGMinistry of Truth Spokesperson BEIJING (Official Report) — Fear of release of the classified document are now okay, because the detail […]