Alzheimer’s patient ‘has heard of Jeremy Lin’
By LIN ANEHealth Correspondent CHARLOTTE (China Daily Show) – A woman in the terminal stages of Alzheimer’s disease has surprised doctors with a newfound enthusiasm […]
health & safety
‘To pollute is glorious’: Minister for Environment
By Feichang WuranEnvironment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Leaded water, an absence of wildlife and thick, syrupy air are all healthy signs of a […]
Stevie Wonder beaten and detained in Linyi
By ZHUO MICANGEntertainment Correspondent LINYI (China Daily Show) — Motown was last night demanding answers after beloved soul legend Stevie Wonder was apparently attacked by […]
Thai ladyboy actually a lady, disappointed pervert finds
By Jin DabendaTourism Correspondent BANGKOK (China Daily Show) — Wang Ge was excited: For months, the junior government official had been reading of his compatriots’ […]
Woman, died saving kids, was ‘only in it for the fame’
By HUO YUEYUESociety Correspondent FOSHAN (China Daily Show) – A blind pensioner whose selfless actions saved the lives of three children has been condemned as […]
Traditional Chinese Meth lab explodes
By SAO GOODMANCrime Correspondent WENZHOU (China Daily Show) — Police were last night hunting a trio of drug dealers after a botched batch of traditional […]
Wen Jiabao ‘critical’ after passers-by ignore fallen Premier
By HU MIAccident Correspondent LHASA (China Daily Show) – Lawmakers in China are finally considering a “Good Samaritan” law after Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao was left […]
Ministry of Railways builds secret high-speed link to Cayman Islands
By LUO GUANRailways and Corruption Correspondent GRAND CAYMAN (China Daily Show) – Despite a recent report that detected “no signs of life” at the Ministry […]
Government car becomes self-aware, kills 32
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A top-secret government car killed 32 people Saturday after realizing it could get away with anything. […]
WHO downgrades Chinese culture to “cult,” issues warning
By L. WANG-HUBERTMental Health Correspondent GENEVA (China Daily Show) — The World Health Organization today issued a warning to 192 nations after a report by […]