We Chinese: Mafia Members Arrested In Italy
Italian authorities have raided Chinese mafia operations in 25 provinces, arresting 13 people for aggravated robbery, drug dealing, and sex trafficking, following the April murder […]
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We Chinese: North Korean Officers Skimming Tobacco Rations From Soldiers
North Korean Army Officers have issued orders forbidding soldiers from collecting discarded cigarette butts so as to reclaim the unused tobacco for themselves, warning that […]
Traditional Chinese Meth lab explodes
By SAO GOODMANCrime Correspondent WENZHOU (China Daily Show) — Police were last night hunting a trio of drug dealers after a botched batch of traditional […]
Ask an immaculately dressed West African gentleman loitering outside Yashow Market
Dear immaculately dressed West African gentleman loitering outside Yashow Market, I’ve just split up with my girlfriend of three years, and although I felt ready […]
No hash or coke at Nobel ceremony after Morocco, Colombia decline invites
By WANG WEIPolitical Correspondent OSLO (China Daily Show) – Representatives of various embassies expressed doubts today over their attendance, previously described as “in the bag,” […]
Jobless Lindsay Lohan considering TEFL work in China: cellmate
By JONAS WHALEEntertainment Correspondent LOS ANGELES (China Daily Show) — Lindsay Lohan’s cellmate has revealed that America’s least favorite actress and noted cocaine lover is […]