We Chinese: Successor To Dalai Lama Will Not Be Chosen By China
The Dalai Lama recently announced that, “the institution of the Dalai Lama will continue” and that his successor will be chosen by the Gaden Phodrang […]
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‘All your base are belong to us,’ China tells AIIB members
By KE QINGCapitalism Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — With a tough agenda aimed at shaking up the global order, China’s new infrastructure bank has […]
Confused senior yells ‘This is China!’ in Baltimore
By LAO RENSociety Correspondent BALTIMORE (China Daily Show) – Zhao Binglai, a veteran of the Long March and a former ousted official, confusedly shouted “This […]
‘We’re cool now right?’ Norway asks China
By MO MONobel Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Victory for China in the Nobel Prize for literature has prompted a nervous Norway to check […]
Self-immolating monk sacks publicist
By ZHAO HUOTibet Correspondent LHASA (China Daily Show) – Self-immolating monk Thangka Phuntsok says he’s packing in the fireworks, after his last conflagration failed to […]
Cannes indie film fails to incense Chinese censors
By SUN WUKONGEntertainment Correspondent CANNES (China Daily Show) – It was supposed to be a typically inspiring festival story: a plucky independent spirit versus a […]
Reincarnation “illegal without a state permit”: China
By XIAO YUNYUReligion Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Fearing “a looming horde of separatist jackals,” the Chinese Ministry of Atheism today announced new measures […]
“I’m too old for this shit”: Dalai Lama
By XIAO YUNYUReligion Correspondent DEHLI (China Daily Show) – Former anointed leader of Tibet and spiritual guru of Tibetan Buddhism, the Dalai Lama yesterday shocked […]
China to France: Stop screwing up our ‘internal affairs’ with your ‘internal affairs’
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — In the midst of trying to assure a billion angry Chinese people that French people deserve to live, the Chinese […]