‘All your base are belong to us,’ China tells AIIB members
By KE QINGCapitalism Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — With a tough agenda aimed at shaking up the global order, China’s new infrastructure bank has […]
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Confused senior yells ‘This is China!’ in Baltimore
By LAO RENSociety Correspondent BALTIMORE (China Daily Show) – Zhao Binglai, a veteran of the Long March and a former ousted official, confusedly shouted “This […]
‘We’re cool now right?’ Norway asks China
By MO MONobel Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Victory for China in the Nobel Prize for literature has prompted a nervous Norway to check […]
Self-immolating monk sacks publicist
By ZHAO HUOTibet Correspondent LHASA (China Daily Show) – Self-immolating monk Thangka Phuntsok says he’s packing in the fireworks, after his last conflagration failed to […]
Cannes indie film fails to incense Chinese censors
By SUN WUKONGEntertainment Correspondent CANNES (China Daily Show) – It was supposed to be a typically inspiring festival story: a plucky independent spirit versus a […]
Reincarnation “illegal without a state permit”: China
By XIAO YUNYUReligion Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Fearing “a looming horde of separatist jackals,” the Chinese Ministry of Atheism today announced new measures […]
“I’m too old for this shit”: Dalai Lama
By XIAO YUNYUReligion Correspondent DEHLI (China Daily Show) – Former anointed leader of Tibet and spiritual guru of Tibetan Buddhism, the Dalai Lama yesterday shocked […]
China to France: Stop screwing up our ‘internal affairs’ with your ‘internal affairs’
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — In the midst of trying to assure a billion angry Chinese people that French people deserve to live, the Chinese […]