Lonely Bo Xilai wonders why no one’s spoken to him for a few days
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A puzzled Bo Xilai wondered this morning why his daily beating has been neglected for the last […]
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Chinese public, sick of corruption, demand Batman
By Fu RenCrime Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) – Following the removal of two of China’s leading crimefighters, an exasperated public has turned to Batman […]
Ask a police chief trying to defect
Dear police chief trying to defect, According to the old guy who comes by my apartment every once in a while, I need to register […]
Pretentious Tsinghua professor busted with huge ‘Big Bang Theory’ stash
By KUO LAOSociety Correspondent HONG KONG (China Daily Show) — A Tsinghua University literary professor was detained at Hong Kong airport after being caught with […]
Expert hopes China will collapse ‘between 2021 and 4012′
By Fu XiFuturist Correspondent NEW YORK (China Daily Show) — In his famous polemic The Coming Collapse of China (2001), Gordon Chang predicted the Chinese Communist Party […]
Ministry of Railways builds secret high-speed link to Cayman Islands
By LUO GUANRailways and Corruption Correspondent GRAND CAYMAN (China Daily Show) – Despite a recent report that detected “no signs of life” at the Ministry […]
Disgraced English teacher has ultimate “Bad China Day”
By TIANTIAN XIANGSHANGEducation Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An English teacher has fled the country after a series of mishaps, misunderstandings and mistakes, accumulated […]
Untainted meat leaks onto Chinese supermarket shelves
By Nan CheFood and Drink Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) — Pork that doesn’t taste like beef, milk that doesn’t make you grow breasts and non-lethal steamed […]
Tainted milk causes Chinese women to “grow breasts”
by DA XIONGHealth Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Panic gripped communities with adolescent children across China this weekend, after a possible link between a […]
Police: Suspect who died in custody suffered “oxygen overdose”
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent DONYANG (China Daily Show) — The family of a suspected thief who died in custody have expressed their disappointment and anger […]