China successfully halts spread of truth
By YANGXING RENSHIPandemic Correspondent WUHAN (China Daily Show) — Beijing has declared “complete victory” in its battle to bury the truth about the Covid-19 virus […]
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Allegations of sexual propriety against senior Communist Party official shock China
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Just weeks before a key Chinese leadership meeting, explosive allegations have been leveled against a senior […]
Foreigner embarrasses everyone by wearing qipao
By HUI JIAForeigner Correspondent XIAN (China Daily Show) – A middle-aged American male caused widespread embarrassment Sunday, after attending a friend’s wedding dressed like a […]
Beijing’s Office of Taiwan Affairs confident it can’t fuck things up any further
By BAI WANStraits Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – As he prepared to lock up the office for the weekend, Beijing’s minister in charge of […]
Dissidents wistfully recall Hu Jintao administration
By DANG NIANHuman Rights correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A bygone era of veiled threats, house arrests and occasional beatings was wistfully conjured by […]
That Xi Jinping schedule in full
Local media has revealed that President Xi Jinping endures a grueling work schedule, and enjoys little personal time. More troublingly, the article suggests, Xi barely […]
‘CSI: Shanghai’ cancelled due to lack of crime
By PING’AN JIEDAOEntertainment Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – The first season of CSI’s much-anticipated ‘Shanghai’ spin-off has been cancelled, after scriptwriters failed to take into account the East Coast city’s complete […]
Red Cross donation misdirected into hands of selfish orphan
By LUO GUANCorruption Correspondent LUSHAN (China Daily Show) – The Red Cross has pledged to investigate, after a sum of money intended to line the pockets […]
Answer phone at Chinese Ministry denies everything
By QUANPAN FOUREN & BU SHIWOTechnology Correspondents SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – A new answering-service from the Chinese government has already issued a series of firm […]
‘Let’s just do this,’ says impatient Bo Xilai
By TUO KOUXIUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An exasperated Bo Xilai yesterday issued an impatient ultimatum to Beijing officials: just put me on […]