We Chinese: Government Officials Ordered To Cut Wasteful Spending
In response to declining government revenues, the State Council issued new rules banning officials from buying expensive alcohol, cigarettes, and gourmet meals for work events, […]
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China successfully halts spread of truth
By YANGXING RENSHIPandemic Correspondent WUHAN (China Daily Show) — Beijing has declared “complete victory” in its battle to bury the truth about the Covid-19 virus […]
Allegations of sexual propriety against senior Communist Party official shock China
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Just weeks before a key Chinese leadership meeting, explosive allegations have been leveled against a senior […]
Foreigner embarrasses everyone by wearing qipao
By HUI JIAForeigner Correspondent XIAN (China Daily Show) – A middle-aged American male caused widespread embarrassment Sunday, after attending a friend’s wedding dressed like a […]
Beijing’s Office of Taiwan Affairs confident it can’t fuck things up any further
By BAI WANStraits Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – As he prepared to lock up the office for the weekend, Beijing’s minister in charge of […]
Dissidents wistfully recall Hu Jintao administration
By DANG NIANHuman Rights correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A bygone era of veiled threats, house arrests and occasional beatings was wistfully conjured by […]
That Xi Jinping schedule in full
Local media has revealed that President Xi Jinping endures a grueling work schedule, and enjoys little personal time. More troublingly, the article suggests, Xi barely […]
‘CSI: Shanghai’ cancelled due to lack of crime
By PING’AN JIEDAOEntertainment Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – The first season of CSI’s much-anticipated ‘Shanghai’ spin-off has been cancelled, after scriptwriters failed to take into account the East Coast city’s complete […]
Red Cross donation misdirected into hands of selfish orphan
By LUO GUANCorruption Correspondent LUSHAN (China Daily Show) – The Red Cross has pledged to investigate, after a sum of money intended to line the pockets […]
Answer phone at Chinese Ministry denies everything
By QUANPAN FOUREN & BU SHIWOTechnology Correspondents SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – A new answering-service from the Chinese government has already issued a series of firm […]