China Twits: How China’s Twitter users saved the world again
China’s Twitterati undoubtedly helped seal Chen Guangcheng’s fate this week. Here’s a round-up of some of the best ‘tweets’ that illuminated this daring story and […]
china
Following Spring Break, Chen Guangcheng to endure grueling Phi Kappa Delta hazing ritual
By TIANTIAN XIANGSHANGEducation Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Human rights workers have warned that the Chinese government may attempt revenge on blind student-activist Chen […]
Chinese Basketball Association asks overseas players to wear blindfolds
By PAI WAIXenophobia Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The Chinese Basketball Association (CBA) today announced an unusual new requirement for next season’s overseas players – […]
Communist Party asks everyone to just shut the fuck up for a moment so it can think
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Following its eighteenth futile call for unity this week, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) today issued […]
Lunch successful: North Korea
By Hao CheFood and Drink Correspondent PYONGYANG (China Daily Show) – A controversial lunch in Pyongyang went off without a hitch, North Korean media reported […]
PLA wipes Internet after Bo Xilai’s son reverses Ferrari over migrant worker on ‘If You Are The One’
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The People’s Liberation Army (PLA) has moved to erase the Internet, after the son of disgraced […]
Panic spreads in Beijing for some reason
by XIAO NIAORumor Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A water-cooler debate quickly led to widespread muttering, joking and microblogging in Beijing Tuesday morning, as […]
Official Report: The weather in Beijing is very gray but that is how we like it
Official Report By GONG CHANDANGCommunications Correspondent BEIJING (Ministry of Truthfulness) – A long time ago, in a country far away, in China, there lived a […]
As China’s economy grows, rich guy worries it’ll be harder to catch a cab
By PINFU CHAJUEconomy Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – Its economy has grown a record-breaking 300 percent in 30 years, lifting 600 million of its […]
Ask a dissident who can’t get arrested
Dear dissident who can’t get arrested, My beloved pet cat went missing while I was out walking it in the park last week. Afterwards, I spotted […]