Bo Xilai acquitted
By BO KUANGYILegal Correspondent JINAN (China Daily Show) — Amid scenes of unheard-of drama in Shandong, former Chongqing Party Secretary Bo Xilai was, this morning, […]
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That Bo Xilai trial in full: Part One
The scene: a tense ‘open’ courtroom in Jinan Supreme Court, Shandong province. Three judges, dressed in black, enter. Clerk: All rise, all rise, for the Honorable […]
Bo Xilai hopes sexy new look will help his case
By KENDING YOU ZUIDELegal Correspondent QINCHENG (China Daily Show) – Bo Xilai’s stylist today unveiled a dramatic new look for the disgraced former Chongqing politician, […]
‘New York Times’ reporter found crushed under 40 tons of incriminating documents
By XI MEITEIWestern Media Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – It was a day of mourning at the China offices of the New York Times today, after […]
Freud analyzes the Chinese Dream
Congratulations, China. It is good that you are having these dreams now. This is small step forward: It means you are slowly getting your memory […]
Answer phone at Chinese Ministry denies everything
By QUANPAN FOUREN & BU SHIWOTechnology Correspondents SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – A new answering-service from the Chinese government has already issued a series of firm […]
Improved Chinese ‘Cloud Atlas’ is 45 fewer-minutes better
By WEI SHENGSanitation Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – “Maddening structural problems” in the original cut of foreign sci-fi movie Cloud Atlas have now been thoroughly nixed, representatives […]
Crusading ‘Picayune Sun-Tribune Weekly’ is latest newspaper to be hacked by China
By XI MEITIWestern Media Correspondent BATON ROUGE (China Daily Show) – Twice-weekly local organ of record the Picayune Sun-Tribune Weekly has become the latest victim of infiltration […]
‘Let’s just do this,’ says impatient Bo Xilai
By TUO KOUXIUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An exasperated Bo Xilai yesterday issued an impatient ultimatum to Beijing officials: just put me on […]
‘Global Times’ op-ed writer wishes he was on strike, too
By BAGONG JIZHEChinese media correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The editorial writer for nationalist newspaper the Global Times has told friends that he would like to […]