Chinese Officials Struggle To Defend Self-Ascribed ‘Near-Arctic’ Status
“China Insists ‘Arctic Right There’ Once Russia Removed From Map By WING WONG WANGForeign Affairs Correspondent HAIKOU, HAINAN — Chinese Foreign Affairs Minister Wang Yi […]
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U.S. Comedian Trae Crowder To Push “Commie Shit” In $500k Monthly Deal With Chinese Authorities
Officials Praise Crowder’s “Pre-Existing Compatibility With Collective Thought” By WAH NAHAmerican Correspondent LOS ANGELES — Chinese officials confirmed Monday that they have entered into a […]
China “Could Totally Do What The U.S. Just Did, But In Taiwan,” Boasts Xi
China Says Taiwan’s Proximity Makes Everything Easier Except The Hard Parts By WEI WU WEI WUInternational Correspondent BEIJING — Moments after President Xi Jinping finished […]
Beijing Tells Seoul To Chill On North Korea’s Nuclear Programme
Report of Shots Fired on 33rd Floor By HU MIDiplomacy Correspondent SHANGHAI — During recent diplomatic discussions between China and South Korea over North Korea’s […]
Local Man Forced To Add Home Beef Embargo After Wife Sneaks Imports
Wife Says Market Visits Were “Purely for Comparison Purposes By MAN MANCHIFood & Drink Correspondent HUZHONG — Multiple sources confirm a local man, Lau Chi-wai, […]
We Chinese: FM Wang Yi Confirms Support For Venezuela As US Aggression Intensifies
In a phone call with Venezuela’s foreign minister Yvan Gil, China’s top diplomat Wang Yi expressed China’s position that they opposed “unilateral bullying” as the […]
We Chinese: China Strengthens Ties With Russia
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy says that based on reports from Kyiv’s foreign intelligence service, Russia is surrendering some of its sovereignty to China in exchange […]
We Chinese: Bai Tianui Executed For Taking 1.1 Billion Yuan In Bribes
Bai Tianhui, a former general manager of the state-owned asset firm China Huarong International Holdings, was executed Tuesday in Tianjin for taking 1.1 billion yuan […]
We Chinese: France To Get Two Giant Pandas In 2027 For Ten Years
French President Emmanuel Macron has negotiated a ten-year loan agreement with President Xi Jinping to host two giant pandas starting in 2027 at the Beauval […]
Official Report: Beijing Constantly Angry
Foreign Countries Continue To Ruin Mood At CCP Headquarters By NING NING PAOBeijing and Dessert Correspondent BEIJING — A new report by the Pakin Atoll […]