Panic spreads in Beijing for some reason
by XIAO NIAORumor Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A water-cooler debate quickly led to widespread muttering, joking and microblogging in Beijing Tuesday morning, as […]
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Santa Claus was Chinese, expert claims
By LAO SHOUXINGHistory Correspondent XIAN (China Daily Show) — He may be as American as apple pie and as much a part of Christmas as […]
Han Han wins race
By SAICHE SHOUEducation Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) — Naughty schoolboy Han Han may be in trouble again, after challenging a neighborhood bully to a […]
WHO downgrades Chinese culture to “cult,” issues warning
By L. WANG-HUBERTMental Health Correspondent GENEVA (China Daily Show) — The World Health Organization today issued a warning to 192 nations after a report by […]
Hard-working ayi has existential moment of doubt
By JIA BANGZHUDomestic Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — In a moment of existential anxiety that occurred yesterday afternoon around two o’ clock, a middle-aged […]
Ask a paranoid foreigner working at a state-owned enterprise
Dear paranoid foreigner working at a state-owned enterprise, My Chinese husband and I have a terminally ill eight-year-old daughter and are trying to make her […]
Tainted milk causes Chinese women to “grow breasts”
by DA XIONGHealth Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Panic gripped communities with adolescent children across China this weekend, after a possible link between a […]
New Circle of Hell set to open for Chinese parents: Demon
By QUANSHAN CHENG’EJustice Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Unconfirmed reports from sources within Hell today suggested the leadership is considering opening a new extension […]