Expert hopes China will collapse ‘between 2021 and 4012′
By Fu XiFuturist Correspondent NEW YORK (China Daily Show) — In his famous polemic The Coming Collapse of China (2001), Gordon Chang predicted the Chinese Communist Party […]
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Aircraft carrier news sparks Chinese penis growth by 1.7cm: report
By TOU XIANGDefense Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — When student and amateur military enthusiast Fu Xian, 19, went to bed last week, he gave […]
China VP’s ‘Aristocrats’ joke gets mixed reaction from Politburo
By WANG WEIPolitical Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Who says China doesn’t have a sense of humor? If one anonymous CCP secretary is to […]
Number One search engine shows the happy side of China
By HIXIE XING SOU SOUHarmony Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China launched “Panguso” last month, a government-sponsored search engine which has quickly become the […]
CCP “Playa haters” turf war breaks out
By SHUO CHANGPolitical Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) –– A political turf war has resurfaced after an obscure Shanghai lawmaker promoted “Ice-T Thought” at this […]
Breastfeeding woman “shocked” to find nipples blocked by Great Firewall
By WING DUFENGTechnology Correspondent HEFEI (China Daily Show) — A woman in Anhui province was stunned to find her nipples inaccessible when she came to […]
Unpopular foreigner “unaware” he is Chinese Internet sensation
By XING CHOUWENEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Self-defined “citizen of the world” and all-round quintessential douchebag Aaron Mackiewicz of Columbus, Ohio has unwittingly […]
Politburo: Mao’s hairstyle “70% right, 30% wrong”
By ZOU MIAOFashion & Style correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China’s ruling Politburo have surprised hairdressers by formally admitting that the style sported by […]
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Dear Communist Party Member, I am hoping you can give me some scientific advice regarding my family’s sad situation. My husband would have written this […]
China urges UK to “embrace democracy”
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – China’s ruling Politburo has called for the UK to embrace political reform. The move came as […]