Breastfeeding woman “shocked” to find nipples blocked by Great Firewall
By WING DUFENGTechnology Correspondent HEFEI (China Daily Show) — A woman in Anhui province was stunned to find her nipples inaccessible when she came to […]
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Unpopular foreigner “unaware” he is Chinese Internet sensation
By XING CHOUWENEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Self-defined “citizen of the world” and all-round quintessential douchebag Aaron Mackiewicz of Columbus, Ohio has unwittingly […]
Politburo: Mao’s hairstyle “70% right, 30% wrong”
By ZOU MIAOFashion & Style correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China’s ruling Politburo have surprised hairdressers by formally admitting that the style sported by […]
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Dear Communist Party Member, I am hoping you can give me some scientific advice regarding my family’s sad situation. My husband would have written this […]
China urges UK to “embrace democracy”
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – China’s ruling Politburo has called for the UK to embrace political reform. The move came as […]
China determined to produce world’s most expensive film
By MEI YISIFilm Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — In an effort to rake in international film profits, SARFT has announced its intent to produce […]
Chinese youth told to ‘stop being so CCP’
By TALLULAH JANE Olympics Correspondent WASHINGTON, D.C. (China Daily Show) – U.S. press secretary Dana Perino held a press conference today to tell the Chinese […]
Chinese people hurting the feelings of CNN
By JONAS WHALE Entertainment Correspondent ATLANTA, GA (China Daily Show) — Citing mounting abuse from disgruntled Chinese netizens, news agency CNN, the most-trusted name in […]