Shenzhen mistress transferred to Beijing division
By BERT N’ERNAIRelationships Correspondent DONGGUAN (China Daily Show) – In a move that has stunned long-time observers of the Professional Mistress League (PML), notably lissom […]
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Controversial English teacher denied visa
By Shi FuEducation Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A fearlessly edgy English teacher has spoken out, after having had his visa denied by the […]
Lonely Bo Xilai wonders why no one’s spoken to him for a few days
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A puzzled Bo Xilai wondered this morning why his daily beating has been neglected for the last […]
Nothing to see here, as blind activist flees kidnappers, while family is beaten senseless
By ZHUO MICANGLegal Correspondent LINYI (China Daily Show) — Rule of law was successfully upheld in China yesterday after a blind activist fled illegal detention, […]
Bo Xilai wiretaps ‘revealed intimate details of top leaders’ tedious lives’
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Senior Politburo members ordered Bo Xilai’s removal after learning that he had eavesdropped on every tiresome […]
Chinese public, sick of corruption, demand Batman
By Fu RenCrime Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) – Following the removal of two of China’s leading crimefighters, an exasperated public has turned to Batman […]
Neil Heywood eaten by CIA poison dwarf on orders of David Cameron: source required
By Xiao NiaoRumors Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) – Foreign media was last night scrambling to find a credible source for a series of sensational […]
Communist Party asks everyone to just shut the fuck up for a moment so it can think
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Following its eighteenth futile call for unity this week, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) today issued […]
Awkward moment as disgraced Bo Xilai attempts office comeback
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent CHONGQING – (China Daily Show) Flamboyant politician Bo Xilai has stunned Politburo members by dramatically attempting to return to work as […]
Neil Heywood may have been banging Bo Xilai’s wife: some guy
A special China Daily Show investigation BEIJING, CHENGDU, DALIAN (China Daily Show) – The encrypted telegram came in the early hours of the morning. “Mate, […]