Chinese billionaires sing and dance at Politburo Christmas party
By XI WIZNew Era Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — A procession of Chinese billionaires from the worlds of tech, finance, and real estate performed […]
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‘China not to blame’: China
By HU MIDiplomacy Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – China should not be blamed for something, officials today confirmed, cautioning other countries not to interfere […]
Those Lu Wei corruption charges in full
Lu was considered “shady as fuck” even by Politburo standards: Source Beijing has denounced its former cyberspace czar Lu Wei as a “typical two-faced man” […]
Wealthy white guy wonders where it all went so right
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Studying the Chinese system, Daniel Balls, a white scholar, had just one question: Why have I been so lucky? The […]
China expert ready to make confident, completely wrong predictions
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An expert on Chinese politics is preparing to make a wide-ranging variety of confident and completely hopeless predictions, it was […]
Allegations of sexual propriety against senior Communist Party official shock China
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Just weeks before a key Chinese leadership meeting, explosive allegations have been leveled against a senior […]
Opinion: What the West gets completely wrong in its unbalanced coverage of Hell
A few weeks ago, an ancient succubus called Malphezus gave an interview to an American newspaper in which he openly criticized the treatment of damned […]
Foreign readers keen to comprehensively study new Xi Jinping book: Report
By FEI HUAPropaganda Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Overseas readers are lining up in cities across the world to purchase copies of a new […]
Guy attending secretive government enclave thinks too many decisions being made behind closed doors
BEIDAHE – Too many key decisions at a top-secret government retreat are being made behind closed doors, an unnamed political aide told friends in Beijing […]
Foreigner embarrasses everyone by wearing qipao
By HUI JIAForeigner Correspondent XIAN (China Daily Show) – A middle-aged American male caused widespread embarrassment Sunday, after attending a friend’s wedding dressed like a […]