Tibet, Xinjiang vital to keep China chicken-shaped: WikiLeaks
By Ken DejiPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — A senior Ministry of Interior Affairs official has claimed that the principal reason behind China’s annexation […]
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Russians still the world’s scariest expats: survey
By ZHONG ZULUNRace Relations Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — It’s the news that has every Russian saying, “Na zdrovia”: The results from a recent […]
Biden completes ‘man of the people’ tour by becoming Beijing cabbie
By LAO BAIXINGCommunity Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — It was supposed to end with a goodwill banquet. Instead, politicians gathered outside Beijing’s Great Hall […]
Thousands of men now straight after gay website blocked in China
By WEI CHUGUITechnology Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – It’s the news anxious mothers have been waiting for: a foreign website luring innocent, single men […]
Ministry of Railways builds secret high-speed link to Cayman Islands
By LUO GUANRailways and Corruption Correspondent GRAND CAYMAN (China Daily Show) – Despite a recent report that detected “no signs of life” at the Ministry […]
Aging Canadian announces retirement from The Game
By QING TANSociety Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Sorry, ladies! It looks like Beijing’s most eligible bachelor might have finally hung up his dancing […]
Government car becomes self-aware, kills 32
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A top-secret government car killed 32 people Saturday after realizing it could get away with anything. […]
Cannes indie film fails to incense Chinese censors
By SUN WUKONGEntertainment Correspondent CANNES (China Daily Show) – It was supposed to be a typically inspiring festival story: a plucky independent spirit versus a […]
Aircraft carrier news sparks Chinese penis growth by 1.7cm: report
By TOU XIANGDefense Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — When student and amateur military enthusiast Fu Xian, 19, went to bed last week, he gave […]
Reincarnation “illegal without a state permit”: China
By XIAO YUNYUReligion Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Fearing “a looming horde of separatist jackals,” the Chinese Ministry of Atheism today announced new measures […]