Official Report: Xi Jinping’s Family “Rich As Shit”
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGSpecial Report Correspondent In a wild new report, it turns out Chinese President Xi Jinping and his family are “totally fucking […]
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We Chinese: 65% of Chinese People To Be Obese by 2030, Report Says
Amid warnings that two-thirds of the Chinese population could be obese by 2030, the National Health Commission has begun a three-year program designed to address […]
We Chinese: Beijing Asks Citizens To Identify Separatists With New Online Tool
Beijing’s Taiwan Affairs Office has added a new tool to its website allowing citizens to report other people they suspect of supporting Taiwanese independence, with 323 […]
We Chinese: North Korea Recreated Parts of Seoul at Military Training Ground
A North Korean soldier captured by Ukrainian forces says that the North Korean army has a training facility where they have built mockup sections of […]
Bureaucratic Integrity Outbreak Strikes Zhengzhou, Thwarts Bribery Attempt
By WUDE WUXIN MEIGUORENCorruption Correspondent Local father Guo Zhenyuan expressed disbelief Thursday after failing to locate even one corrupt official willing to accept a bribe […]
We Chinese: China Reveals Vessel Capable of Cutting Deep Undersea Cables
The China Ship Scientific Research Centre (CSSRC) has adapted an already existing underwater submersible making it now capable of severing the deep-sea cables that transmit […]
Chinese Military To Surprise Taiwan By Invading One Day Earlier Than Expected
By JUE WUEYIDefense Correspondent The People’s Liberation Army Navy tries to find a date that works for everyone As the world braces for a Chinese […]
We Chinese: North Korean Officials Pressure Citizens To Save Electricity By Unplugging TVs
Amid nationwide electricity shortages, officials have instructed residents to help save the economy by unplugging appliances to ease strain on the power grid, as TVs […]
China Daily Show Collapses Following Termination of Radio Free Asia
By XIE XUAJournalism Correspondent In a devastating blow to its survival, China Daily Show has learned that the U.S. government has terminated federal funding for […]
We Chinese: Michelle Yeoh Flip Flops On Taiwan’s Status
While visiting Taiwan to attend the opening of a Tiffany & Co.’s, Yeoh referred to Taiwan as an independent country, but then later in a […]