Because of an ongoing food shortage throughout the country, North Korean authorities have ordered all middle and high school students to participate in breeding and raising rabbits to supply the army with meat, while on-site inspections of breeding pens having already occurred, and production quotas, and tallies due April 25, but some teachers are concerned that students will not receive a proper education if their time is spent raising rabbits for the army.
What do you think?
“I’ve eaten six rabbits since January. None of them were mine. Two still had collars.”
“Breeding millions of rabbits combined with a rogue nuclear program? I’m expecting a real ‘Night of the Lepus‘ situation.”
“North Korean students might not learn algebra, but they’ll be well-versed in recognizing when a doe is in heat — just check for a reddish, swollen vulva.”
Choi Kyung-ho, 28
Senior Sergeant
Park Mi-ran, 30
Bottlecap Twister
Kim Yong-seok, 64
Colonel General
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