WikiLeaks: Tiananmen Tank Man was just “short-sighted grandpa”
By WANG WEIPolitical Correspondent BEIJING (Agencies) – US embassy cables from 1989 have revealed that the man famously pictured blocking a tank during democracy demonstrations […]
Month: December 2010
Cash-strapped Edison Chen offers staff new pics, no Christmas bonus
By SUN WUKONGEntertainment Correspondent HONG KONG (China Daily Show) — Loyal staff in disgraced actor Edison Chen’s retinue are said to be “disgusted” after the […]
WikiLeaks: British PM offered China Northern Ireland as “gift”
By WANG WEIPolitical Correspondent LONDON (China Daily Show) — In a gesture intended to cement relations between the two nations, Britain’s Prime Minister David Cameron […]
Ask an English teacher with a hangover
Dear English teacher with a hangover, I am wondering if you could pep up the lessons a bit, because frankly – I’m just as bored […]
No hash or coke at Nobel ceremony after Morocco, Colombia decline invites
By WANG WEIPolitical Correspondent OSLO (China Daily Show) – Representatives of various embassies expressed doubts today over their attendance, previously described as “in the bag,” […]
China WikiLink let us see the honest hardworking politician: Official Report
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGMinistry of Truth Spokesperson BEIJING (Official Report) — Fear of release of the classified document are now okay, because the detail […]
‘Saving Private Ryan: Dear Leader’s cut’ shatters North Korean box-office
By SUN WUKONG Entertainment Correspondent PYONGYANG (China Daily Show) — Wasteful American Military Drains Mass Resources in Attempt to Rescue Undecorated Soldier has put writer, director, producer, […]
Fake diploma racket exposed over counterfeit countries
By TIANTIAN XIANGSHANGEducation Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An investigation by the Ministry of Education has uncovered huge numbers of Chinese students obtaining fake […]
English teacher’s ‘Dead Poets’ stunt goes horribly wrong
By TIANTIAN XIANGSHANGEducation Correspondent SHENZHEN (China Daily Show) — An English teacher’s decision to stage an act of individuality in front of his creative writing […]
Ask a hooker outside Smuggler’s at 4am on a Friday
Dear hooker outside Smuggler’s at 4am on a Friday, I’m an expat German wife living in Beijing. I suspect that my husband, a high-level executive […]