This week, Beijing issued an orange pollution alert as AQI readings approached 500, forcing Brazilian football officials to order the team not to leave their luxury hotel. What do you think?
Frankly, there’s no better time to asphyxiate your neighbor and blame it on the air
Last time this happened, it completely ruined my view of 50,000 dead pigs floating down a river
This is a necessary part of Beijing’s development into a three-city megalopolis. Once that’s completed, imagine how little pollution there’ll be
Huang Yibo, 11
Local narc
Ming Bao, 42
Rat whisperer
Wei Na, 86
Tobacco tycoon
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