North Korea’s newest battleship, a 5,000 ton Choe Hyon-class destroyer, failed its ‘side-launch’ because of a mechanical error resulting in the vessel becoming unbalanced and tipping sideways into the harbor, an event which Kim Jung-Un has called a “criminal act” and has vowed to hold all those at fault responsible, while military analysts have said that because of the “deeply humiliating” accident, North Korea is likely to severely punish some of its best naval engineers.
What do you think?
“Geez, ‘severely punished’? You know what that means, right? Job fair! Job fair!”
“I can totally relate to Kim’s frustration. I also failed my own personal ‘launch’ in front of my girlfriend last week. She, too, called it a “criminal act”, and made sure the story hit the news. Just like Kim, I had to read about my ‘deeply humiliating’ experience on the front page of The Korea Times.”
“You sunk my battleship!”
Lee Ji-eun, 43
Baton Twirler
Park Hyun-woo, 55
Handle Fixer
Kim Jung Un, 41
Dear Leader
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