North Korean troops deployed to help fight in the Russia-Ukraine War are rumoured to be consuming an enormous amount of pornography, thanks to having access to a less-restricted internet for the first time.
What do you think?
“Honestly, it’s an unexpected advantage. If half their soldiers are glued to their screens, maybe we should just set up Wi-Fi near the front lines and watch them forget what side they’re on.”
“What a nightmare it’s been. We desperately needed reinforcements, but instead of fighting, all any of North Korean troops want to do is stream Eva Elfie videos. There’s a real chance we could lose the war because our comrades are shooting their dicks instead of their guns.”
“Give me twenty minutes, and I can flood their FOB with some really wild crazy stuff that will ruin their discipline forever.”
Dmytro Bondarenko, 30
Ukrainian Recon Specialist, Near Kharkiv
Oleg Petrov, 35
Russian Supply Officer, Rostov
Thomas Rollins, 13
Porn Collector
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