“Everything will seem fine until the canteen chefs get into a fight over whether to feature pelmeni or Peking duck at the top of the menu.”
“Ugh, just imagine being stuck in a metal tube and running out of oxygen while your two comrades argue the finer points of Marxism. I’d rather blow up on launch.”
“In space, no one can hear you protest.”
Zhang Weikang, 56
Floorplate Polisher
Tang Yiran, 35
Rat Biographer
Luo Zeming, 24
Bathroom Cartographer
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