Chinese Zodiac: April 2012
RAT Sadly, being a Water Bearer doesn’t protect you from cholera during a hike through Tibet. OX You say that forwarding coup rumours seemed like a “good […]
Shaun Rein to be ‘discontinued’: CCP
By XI MEITIWestern Media Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – The “Shaun Rein” spinbot has been cancelled due to “complications,” according to a source in […]
Ask a Japanese AV star
Dear Japanese AV Star, Fragrant greetings! I am Da Peng Jr, son of successful fruit-produce seller Da Peng. A robust Chinese man who has followed […]
PLA wipes Internet after Bo Xilai’s son reverses Ferrari over migrant worker on ‘If You Are The One’
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The People’s Liberation Army (PLA) has moved to erase the Internet, after the son of disgraced […]
Panic spreads in Beijing for some reason
by XIAO NIAORumor Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A water-cooler debate quickly led to widespread muttering, joking and microblogging in Beijing Tuesday morning, as […]
Nation grieves after People’s Princeling ‘resigns’
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) — Tributes were pouring in yesterday for Chongqing Party Secretary Bo Xilai, after he offered his resignation […]
Official Report: The weather in Beijing is very gray but that is how we like it
Official Report By GONG CHANDANGCommunications Correspondent BEIJING (Ministry of Truthfulness) – A long time ago, in a country far away, in China, there lived a […]
Apple, Foxconn, Kony delighted someone else taking the heat for once
By FOX KAHNTechnology Correspondent CUPERTINO (China Daily Show) – A barely suppressed sense of gratitude is in the air among executives this week at Apple […]
As China’s economy grows, rich guy worries it’ll be harder to catch a cab
By PINFU CHAJUEconomy Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – Its economy has grown a record-breaking 300 percent in 30 years, lifting 600 million of its […]
Foreigners don’t understand China, says Lamborghini owner
By KUO LAOSociety Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – A flamboyant plutocrat has lambasted Western “outsiders” who criticize China with little understanding of its complex […]