Chinglish traced back to Chinglish-speaking teacher
By TIANTIAN XIANGSHANGEducation Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The mystery behind the spread of “Chinglish” – an Asian version of English that commonly includes […]
Chinese public, sick of corruption, demand Batman
By Fu RenCrime Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) – Following the removal of two of China’s leading crimefighters, an exasperated public has turned to Batman […]
Neil Heywood eaten by CIA poison dwarf on orders of David Cameron: source required
By Xiao NiaoRumors Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) – Foreign media was last night scrambling to find a credible source for a series of sensational […]
Chinese Basketball Association asks overseas players to wear blindfolds
By PAI WAIXenophobia Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The Chinese Basketball Association (CBA) today announced an unusual new requirement for next season’s overseas players – […]
Communist Party asks everyone to just shut the fuck up for a moment so it can think
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Following its eighteenth futile call for unity this week, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) today issued […]
Lunch successful: North Korea
By Hao CheFood and Drink Correspondent PYONGYANG (China Daily Show) – A controversial lunch in Pyongyang went off without a hitch, North Korean media reported […]
Jailing of crippled orphan proves China has ‘rule of law’: Xinhua
By NI YULANLegal Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The conviction yesterday of a 13-year-old girl for “state subversion” proves that the country is making […]
Awkward moment as disgraced Bo Xilai attempts office comeback
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent CHONGQING – (China Daily Show) Flamboyant politician Bo Xilai has stunned Politburo members by dramatically attempting to return to work as […]
Neil Heywood may have been banging Bo Xilai’s wife: some guy
A special China Daily Show investigation BEIJING, CHENGDU, DALIAN (China Daily Show) – The encrypted telegram came in the early hours of the morning. “Mate, […]
Female student after English teacher’s ‘help’ really only after English teacher’s help
By TIANTIAN XIANGSHANGEducation Correspondent HANGZHOU (China Daily Show) – An English teacher has spoken of his sense of betrayal, after an attractive student’s plea for extra […]