Uyghur teen really doesn’t want to go to ‘summer camp’ this year
By GAI ZAO and HAN HUAReligious Correspondents URUMQI (China Daily Show) — A Uyghur teen’s open letter to her missing family, citing a dislike of […]
Chinese Wolf Warrior ‘absolutely hopeless’ at fighting: Classmates
By LANG HAIDiplomacy Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — On Twitter, he’s a self-styled “Wolf Warrior”: aggressive, paranoid, and thoroughly annoying. But former friends say […]
Eat, Pray, Self-Love: My Lyrical Journey Through the Heart of Genocide Country
For centuries, Western scribes have made the grueling trek west to Xinjiang, only to produce reams of unreadable Orientalist garbage. Now, one travel writer attempts […]
Trump blames disappointing chicken meal on ‘china’
By KEN DEJICutlery Correspondent WASHINGTON (China Daily Show) — President Trump today ramped-up his rhetoric against Beijing, apparently threatening to ban porcelain ware from the […]
China successfully halts spread of truth
By YANGXING RENSHIPandemic Correspondent WUHAN (China Daily Show) — Beijing has declared “complete victory” in its battle to bury the truth about the Covid-19 virus […]
So it’s come to this? Remembering the ‘New York Times’ China bureau (1852-2020)
On the 18th December, the deadline for the first J visa for the New York Times’s China bureau expires, and the world will discover if Beijing […]
Douchebags relax as #MeToo movement sputters in China
By MEI DUGender Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — It was “touch and go” for a while, jokes tech entrepreneur Wang Men, as he relaxes […]
Hwange Miner Becomes Accidental Maoist, Blames ‘Capitalism’ for Capitalism’s Failures
By FU MI Correspondent HWANGE, Zimbabwe — When the once-quiet village of Hwange saw its coal mine bought by Golden Future Energy, a Chinese state-backed coal […]
‘Woke’ teen realizes that entire world engaged in plot to contain China
SHENYANG (China Daily Show) — Raised in a rural backwater, high-school student Jin Sun, 17, has only recently realized that the entire world is, in […]
‘Our mousetrap is open,’ Xi assures markets
By XIA DAEconomic Correspondent BOAO — China’s economy welcomes foreign investment, President Xi Jinping has assured overseas businesses, comparing it to a “vast mousetrap — […]