Self-immolating monk sacks publicist
By ZHAO HUOTibet Correspondent LHASA (China Daily Show) – Self-immolating monk Thangka Phuntsok says he’s packing in the fireworks, after his last conflagration failed to […]
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China agrees to send Newt Gingrich into space
By KONGJIAN JINGSAISpace Correspondent GOBI DESERT (China Daily Show) – Nearly half a century after the Soviet Union put the first man into space, China has finally […]
That Ministry of Foreign Affairs Al-Jazeera briefing in full
By KUO LAOSociety Correspondent Al Jazeera English announced Tuesday that its Beijing correspondent, Melissa Chan, did not have her visa renewed. The following is a […]
Amid celebrations over activist deal, US officials admit they haven’t told Chen Guangcheng that Santa Claus doesn’t exist
By QU XIEDissident Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – It seemed a rare moment of success for both US and Chinese officials: a deal to […]
Neil Heywood eaten by CIA poison dwarf on orders of David Cameron: source required
By Xiao NiaoRumors Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) – Foreign media was last night scrambling to find a credible source for a series of sensational […]
Apple, Foxconn, Kony delighted someone else taking the heat for once
By FOX KAHNTechnology Correspondent CUPERTINO (China Daily Show) – A barely suppressed sense of gratitude is in the air among executives this week at Apple […]
Pretentious Tsinghua professor busted with huge ‘Big Bang Theory’ stash
By KUO LAOSociety Correspondent HONG KONG (China Daily Show) — A Tsinghua University literary professor was detained at Hong Kong airport after being caught with […]
Ministry of Railways builds secret high-speed link to Cayman Islands
By LUO GUANRailways and Corruption Correspondent GRAND CAYMAN (China Daily Show) – Despite a recent report that detected “no signs of life” at the Ministry […]
Number One search engine shows the happy side of China
By HIXIE XING SOU SOUHarmony Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China launched “Panguso” last month, a government-sponsored search engine which has quickly become the […]
China: Rising gas prices caused by Western media
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Beijing authorities announced Friday that recent rises in gas prices were the direct result of interference […]