Neil Heywood eaten by CIA poison dwarf on orders of David Cameron: source required
By Xiao NiaoRumors Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) – Foreign media was last night scrambling to find a credible source for a series of sensational […]
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Apple, Foxconn, Kony delighted someone else taking the heat for once
By FOX KAHNTechnology Correspondent CUPERTINO (China Daily Show) – A barely suppressed sense of gratitude is in the air among executives this week at Apple […]
Pretentious Tsinghua professor busted with huge ‘Big Bang Theory’ stash
By KUO LAOSociety Correspondent HONG KONG (China Daily Show) — A Tsinghua University literary professor was detained at Hong Kong airport after being caught with […]
Ministry of Railways builds secret high-speed link to Cayman Islands
By LUO GUANRailways and Corruption Correspondent GRAND CAYMAN (China Daily Show) – Despite a recent report that detected “no signs of life” at the Ministry […]
Number One search engine shows the happy side of China
By HIXIE XING SOU SOUHarmony Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China launched “Panguso” last month, a government-sponsored search engine which has quickly become the […]
China: Rising gas prices caused by Western media
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Beijing authorities announced Friday that recent rises in gas prices were the direct result of interference […]
Edgar Snow clone went “haywire” after failed experiment: CIA
By XI MEITIWestern Media Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Chinese government attempts to attain international journalistic credibility by cloning legendary former US reporter Edgar […]
Beijing bureau chief reluctantly submits upbeat China story
By XI MEITIWestern Media Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A Beijing-based journalist for a US magazine has admitted to posting a Beijing news story […]