‘Missing’ Xi Jinping found alive after 96-hour Internet session
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Chinese president-in-waiting Xi Jinping has been rushed to a hotpot restaurant, after being found just barely […]
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Exclusive interview: Meet the monkey who controls the Internet
Exclusive interview: The man who controls the “Chinternet” By China Daily Show correspondents BEIJING (China Daily Show) – For years, China’s efforts at Internet censorship […]
PLA wipes Internet after Bo Xilai’s son reverses Ferrari over migrant worker on ‘If You Are The One’
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The People’s Liberation Army (PLA) has moved to erase the Internet, after the son of disgraced […]
Aircraft carrier news sparks Chinese penis growth by 1.7cm: report
By TOU XIANGDefense Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — When student and amateur military enthusiast Fu Xian, 19, went to bed last week, he gave […]
Hard-working ayi has existential moment of doubt
By JIA BANGZHUDomestic Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — In a moment of existential anxiety that occurred yesterday afternoon around two o’ clock, a middle-aged […]
Number One search engine shows the happy side of China
By HIXIE XING SOU SOUHarmony Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — China launched “Panguso” last month, a government-sponsored search engine which has quickly become the […]
China: Rising gas prices caused by Western media
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Beijing authorities announced Friday that recent rises in gas prices were the direct result of interference […]
Unpopular foreigner “unaware” he is Chinese Internet sensation
By XING CHOUWENEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Self-defined “citizen of the world” and all-round quintessential douchebag Aaron Mackiewicz of Columbus, Ohio has unwittingly […]