Why I’m leaving China
So you’ve finally decided to break up with China. You’ll probably want to write a blog post or newspaper article about it, then. Too busy […]
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Personality vacuum blows into Hong Kong
By HAN DOVERTwo Systems Correspondent HONG KONG – Events marking the 15-year anniversary of Hong Kong’s return to the mainland were overshadowed this weekend by […]
Self-immolating monk sacks publicist
By ZHAO HUOTibet Correspondent LHASA (China Daily Show) – Self-immolating monk Thangka Phuntsok says he’s packing in the fireworks, after his last conflagration failed to […]
Forced abortionist forced to give a fuck
By JIHUA SHENGYUFamily Planning Correspondent ANKANG (China Daily Show) – A county official who forced a young woman to abort her seven-month-old child was today forced […]
Foreigners don’t understand China, says Lamborghini owner
By KUO LAOSociety Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – A flamboyant plutocrat has lambasted Western “outsiders” who criticize China with little understanding of its complex […]
Obama to pay for gas during road trip with China’s Xi Jinping
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent AUSTIN (China Daily Show) — “I got this!” called out US President Barack Obama, as China’s Vice-President Xi Jinping pumped gasoline […]
Stevie Wonder beaten and detained in Linyi
By ZHUO MICANGEntertainment Correspondent LINYI (China Daily Show) — Motown was last night demanding answers after beloved soul legend Stevie Wonder was apparently attacked by […]
Thousands of men now straight after gay website blocked in China
By WEI CHUGUITechnology Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – It’s the news anxious mothers have been waiting for: a foreign website luring innocent, single men […]
WHO downgrades Chinese culture to “cult,” issues warning
By L. WANG-HUBERTMental Health Correspondent GENEVA (China Daily Show) — The World Health Organization today issued a warning to 192 nations after a report by […]
Government critics offered rent-free accommodation by police
BY FA KEYUPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — “I used to share a dorm in a subterranean cave with fifteen others in Beijing’s Fengtai […]