We Chinese: Hong Kong Government Pledges to Eliminate Subdivided Flats by 2049
With up to four families sharing a single kitchen and bathroom, the Hong Kong government has pledged to eliminate subdivided flats (spaces about 6 sq […]
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Ministry of Foreign Affairs Claims Victory in “Diplomatic Boxing Match,” Declares CDS Permanently KO’d
BY YU CHU MISports Correspondent BANGKOK – In a move that can only be described as the perfect mix of pugilism and propaganda, ChinaDailyShow.net (CDS) […]
CCP Orders Defense Contractors to Build Death Star
Defense Ministry Officials Said the Death Star With Chinese Characteristics Would Be Deployed for Domestic Surveillance Purposes By SO SU MIState Security Correspondent BEIJING (CHINA […]
Fears grow for missing weirdo
By LU NICommunity Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Beijing’s last remaining bars may soon have to seek new customers, following the mysterious disappearance of […]
Baidu’s new self-driving taxi: Go-go or no no?
China’s fifth most-trusted search engine Baidu has announced the forthcoming release of its groundbreaking ‘Robo Taxi.’ The Apollo RT6 is a self-driving vehicle that promises […]
Eight alternative uses for your Chinese passport
To boost its dynamic Zero Covid policy, China is restricting all foreign travel, clipping green cards, and refusing to issue exit visas. So what can […]
Seven unexpected benefits to Shanghai’s Zero Covid policy
Ongoing Covid lockdowns in Shanghai have caused widespread misery, anger, abuses, and even death. But what about the upsides? Well… You get to meet all […]
Douchebags relax as #MeToo movement sputters in China
By MEI DUGender Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — It was “touch and go” for a while, jokes tech entrepreneur Wang Men, as he relaxes […]
Hwange Miner Becomes Accidental Maoist, Blames ‘Capitalism’ for Capitalism’s Failures
By FU MI Correspondent HWANGE, Zimbabwe — When the once-quiet village of Hwange saw its coal mine bought by Golden Future Energy, a Chinese state-backed coal […]
Earth begs China not to take lead on climate change
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The Earth today pleaded for China not to be considered the global leader on climate change, warning it was actually an […]