Fears grow for missing weirdo
By LU NICommunity Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Beijing’s last remaining bars may soon have to seek new customers, following the mysterious disappearance of […]
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Baidu’s new self-driving taxi: Go-go or no no?
China’s fifth most-trusted search engine Baidu has announced the forthcoming release of its groundbreaking ‘Robo Taxi.’ The Apollo RT6 is a self-driving vehicle that promises […]
Eight alternative uses for your Chinese passport
To boost its dynamic Zero Covid policy, China is restricting all foreign travel, clipping green cards, and refusing to issue exit visas. So what can […]
Seven unexpected benefits to Shanghai’s Zero Covid policy
Ongoing Covid lockdowns in Shanghai have caused widespread misery, anger, abuses, and even death. But what about the upsides? Well… You get to meet all […]
Douchebags relax as #MeToo movement sputters in China
By MEI DUGender Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — It was “touch and go” for a while, jokes tech entrepreneur Wang Men, as he relaxes […]
Hwange Miner Becomes Accidental Maoist, Blames ‘Capitalism’ for Capitalism’s Failures
By FU MI Correspondent HWANGE, Zimbabwe — When the once-quiet village of Hwange saw its coal mine bought by Golden Future Energy, a Chinese state-backed coal […]
Earth begs China not to take lead on climate change
BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The Earth today pleaded for China not to be considered the global leader on climate change, warning it was actually an […]
China announces ‘One Boyfriend’ policy
By HU DAMANRelationships Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – In a surprise announcement concluding this year’s National People’s Congress, President Xi Jinping said China will […]
Heavy smoker to quit Beijing
By KOF KOFHealth Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – “That’s it – I’m done,” exhales long-term Beijing resident Zhao Bin. “After this week, it’s over.” Zhao, […]
Beijing to reopen as Dickensian theme park
By Lou ShunCulture Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – “Please sir, can I have some more tourists?” Faced with a decline in visitors, Beijing is […]