We Chinese: Hong Kong Company With Zero Revenue Watches Stock Soar
Shares of TransThera Sciences, a biotech firm with 121 employees and no revenue, have surged from HK$13.15 in June to HK$679.50 on Tuesday—an increase of […]
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We Chinese: CIA Releases Video Seeking To Recruit Chinese Spies
In an effort to recruit Chinese Communist Party insiders, the CIA has released two videos on social media showing fictional CCP officials becoming disillusioned and […]
We Chinese: China Reveals Vessel Capable of Cutting Deep Undersea Cables
The China Ship Scientific Research Centre (CSSRC) has adapted an already existing underwater submersible making it now capable of severing the deep-sea cables that transmit […]
China invented whoring, too, probably: archaeologist
By DA FEIJILifestyle Correspondent XIAN (China Daily Show) – Call it the ‘Fifth Invention.’ Brothels and erotic scrolls, belonging to a previously undocumented ruling dynasty, […]
‘Baijiu’ best enjoyed when completely drunk, says expert
By HUO SHUIFood and Drink Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – As its annual exports reach a dizzying one hundred liters, it seems that China’s […]
Man whose ancestors invented calligraphy takes crap on subway
By LAO SHOUXINGHistory Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – When Beijing resident Yang Yulin, whose ethnic forebears developed movable type printing, paper and calligraphy techniques, […]