Tibet, Xinjiang vital to keep China chicken-shaped: WikiLeaks
By Ken DejiPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — A senior Ministry of Interior Affairs official has claimed that the principal reason behind China’s annexation […]
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Thousands of men now straight after gay website blocked in China
By WEI CHUGUITechnology Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – It’s the news anxious mothers have been waiting for: a foreign website luring innocent, single men […]
Ministry of Railways builds secret high-speed link to Cayman Islands
By LUO GUANRailways and Corruption Correspondent GRAND CAYMAN (China Daily Show) – Despite a recent report that detected “no signs of life” at the Ministry […]
Government car becomes self-aware, kills 32
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A top-secret government car killed 32 people Saturday after realizing it could get away with anything. […]
Reincarnation “illegal without a state permit”: China
By XIAO YUNYUReligion Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Fearing “a looming horde of separatist jackals,” the Chinese Ministry of Atheism today announced new measures […]
WHO downgrades Chinese culture to “cult,” issues warning
By L. WANG-HUBERTMental Health Correspondent GENEVA (China Daily Show) — The World Health Organization today issued a warning to 192 nations after a report by […]
Diplomatic storm over disputed nationality of island’s sole inhabitant
By HUI JIAForeign Correspondent SHADUI (China Daily Show) – A castaway on an obscure South China Seas deserted island has become the subject of a […]
China VP’s ‘Aristocrats’ joke gets mixed reaction from Politburo
By WANG WEIPolitical Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Who says China doesn’t have a sense of humor? If one anonymous CCP secretary is to […]
Jiang Zemin planned to “Kanye” new Ai Weiwei exhibition
By JONAS WHALEEntertainment Correspondent NEW YORK (China Daily Show) — A sensational plan to sabotage Ai Weiwei’s latest Manhattan art installation in May has been […]
Government critics offered rent-free accommodation by police
BY FA KEYUPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — “I used to share a dorm in a subterranean cave with fifteen others in Beijing’s Fengtai […]