We Chinese: Successor To Dalai Lama Will Not Be Chosen By China
The Dalai Lama recently announced that, “the institution of the Dalai Lama will continue” and that his successor will be chosen by the Gaden Phodrang […]
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We Chinese: Police Harass Authors of Online Erotic Fiction
Police in Lanzhou, a city in north central China, have been targeting writers of online erotic fiction throughout the country, many of them college students […]
MSS Overwhelmed By Influx of Intelligence After Successful 100% Recruitment of Chinese Diaspora as Foreign Spies
“No detail too small,” says Party directive as direct mailers clog intelligence pipeline By SO SU MIState Security Correspondent BEIJING — The Ministry of State […]
Official Report: Xi Jinping’s Family “Rich As Shit”
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGOfficial Report Correspondent In a wild new report, it turns out Chinese President Xi Jinping and his family are “totally fucking […]
Hong Kong Hires Bounty Hunters From ‘Star Wars’ To Hunt Down Rogue Democracy Activists
By QUANSHAN CHENG’EJustice Correspondent HONG KONG — Secretary for Security Chris Tang unveiled a bold new strategy to track down and repatriate up to 19 […]
China Claims Complete Sovereignty Over Mars
“Red China, Red Mars,” says official By ZHI RIInterstellar Correspondent China has declared “complete and total sovereignty” over Mars, according to Zhang Kejian, head of […]
We Chinese: UK Government Appears To Approve of Chinese Super Embassy
After reviewing a Beijing-funded study claiming that up to 4,500 protestors could fit in the surrounding space of the proposed Chinese embassy in Tower Hamlets, […]
We Chinese: Scholar Asks How to Make Woman ‘Obediently, Submissively Have Children’
After a visit to Kazakhstan, Wang Xianju, a professor at Renmin University, expressed wonder at the willing ease with which Kazakh women seem to have […]
Eight alternative uses for your Chinese passport
To boost its dynamic Zero Covid policy, China is restricting all foreign travel, clipping green cards, and refusing to issue exit visas. So what can […]
Uyghur teen really doesn’t want to go to ‘summer camp’ this year
By GAI ZAO and HAN HUAReligious Correspondents URUMQI (China Daily Show) — A Uyghur teen’s open letter to her missing family, citing a dislike of […]