We Chinese: Apple Complies With Censors By Pulling Gay Dating Apps
Apple and Android app stores have complied with an order from the Cyberspace Administration of China to remove the gay dating apps Blued and Finka, […]
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We Chinese: Religious Crackdown Detains Dozens of Underground Pastors
A month after China’s top religious regulator banned unapproved online sermons and clergy-led instruction, authorities have detained dozens of underground “house pastors” in a bid […]
We Chinese: Fourth Plenum Begins In Beijing
Under heavy security in Beijing, the Chinese Communist Party has opened its fourth plenum, where Xi Jinping will deliver a work report to more than […]
We Chinese: Weibo Removes Feminist and Anti-Feminist Accounts for ‘Inciting Gender Antagonism’
Chinese social media platform Weibo has banned several accounts for what it labeled as ‘inciting gender antagonism’, including an account which often highlighted examples of […]
We Chinese: Successor To Dalai Lama Will Not Be Chosen By China
The Dalai Lama recently announced that, “the institution of the Dalai Lama will continue” and that his successor will be chosen by the Gaden Phodrang […]
We Chinese: Police Harass Authors of Online Erotic Fiction
Police in Lanzhou, a city in north central China, have been targeting writers of online erotic fiction throughout the country, many of them college students […]
MSS Overwhelmed By Influx of Intelligence After Successful 100% Recruitment of Chinese Diaspora as Foreign Spies
“No detail too small,” says Party directive as direct mailers clog intelligence pipeline By SO SU MIState Security Correspondent BEIJING — The Ministry of State […]
Official Report: Xi Jinping’s Family “Rich As Shit”
OFFICIAL REPORT By GONG CHANDANGOfficial Report Correspondent In a wild new report, it turns out Chinese President Xi Jinping and his family are “totally fucking […]
Hong Kong Hires Bounty Hunters From ‘Star Wars’ To Hunt Down Rogue Democracy Activists
By QUANSHAN CHENG’EJustice Correspondent HONG KONG — Secretary for Security Chris Tang unveiled a bold new strategy to track down and repatriate up to 19 […]
China Claims Complete Sovereignty Over Mars
“Red China, Red Mars,” says official By ZHI RIInterstellar Correspondent China has declared “complete and total sovereignty” over Mars, according to Zhang Kejian, head of […]