OMG, is it Oscar time for China? Yes! No? No
BY DAISY WUHollywood Correspondent LOS ANGELES (China Daily Show) — It’s just over 24 hours to go until the stars begin walking down the red […]
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US, China argue over Jeremy Lin bragging rights
By HUI JIAHurt Feelings Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – As “Linsanity” continues to sweep both sides of the Pacific, an increasingly heated territorial dispute concerning the […]
Stevie Wonder beaten and detained in Linyi
By ZHUO MICANGEntertainment Correspondent LINYI (China Daily Show) — Motown was last night demanding answers after beloved soul legend Stevie Wonder was apparently attacked by […]
Pretentious Tsinghua professor busted with huge ‘Big Bang Theory’ stash
By KUO LAOSociety Correspondent HONG KONG (China Daily Show) — A Tsinghua University literary professor was detained at Hong Kong airport after being caught with […]
Tibet, Xinjiang vital to keep China chicken-shaped: WikiLeaks
By Ken DejiPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — A senior Ministry of Interior Affairs official has claimed that the principal reason behind China’s annexation […]
Ministry of Railways builds secret high-speed link to Cayman Islands
By LUO GUANRailways and Corruption Correspondent GRAND CAYMAN (China Daily Show) – Despite a recent report that detected “no signs of life” at the Ministry […]
Reincarnation “illegal without a state permit”: China
By XIAO YUNYUReligion Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Fearing “a looming horde of separatist jackals,” the Chinese Ministry of Atheism today announced new measures […]
WHO downgrades Chinese culture to “cult,” issues warning
By L. WANG-HUBERTMental Health Correspondent GENEVA (China Daily Show) — The World Health Organization today issued a warning to 192 nations after a report by […]
Untainted meat leaks onto Chinese supermarket shelves
By Nan CheFood and Drink Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) — Pork that doesn’t taste like beef, milk that doesn’t make you grow breasts and non-lethal steamed […]
Shenzhen Airlines tops worldwide “sluttiest stewardess” poll
By Shen HouAviation Correspondent SHENZHEN (China Daily Show) – “Sultry red uniforms,” “thigh-high dominatrix boots,” and “half-closed ‘fuck me’ eyes” were among the many reasons […]