We Chinese: Modest Celebrations for This Year’s ‘Day of The Shining Star’
In North Korea, 16 February is Kim Jong Il’s birthday, and is known as the ‘Day of the Shining Star’, an event normally celebrated with […]
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‘The Cosby Show’ to air in China
By XIAOLI CANGDAOCulture Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Announcing last-minute plans to air re-runs of classic 1980s sitcom The Cosby Show in China, legal representatives of […]
Jackie Chan breaks promise to wife that he’ll shut the fuck up for the next five minutes
By CHU CHOUMedia Correspondent HONG KONG (China Daily Show) – An impassioned promise to his wife that he will “just keep [my] fucking mouth shut […]
Seventh Plenary Session of 17th Central Committee to be best plenum ever
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – It’s official! The Seventh Plenary Session of the outgoing 17th Central Committee will be “even bigger, better […]
Olympic hurdler Liu Xiang retires from professional advertising
By XUAN GUANGGAOEndorsements Correspondent LONDON (China Daily Show) – Athlete Liu Xiang shocked markets – and fans – today by announcing his retirement from advertising […]
Shenzhen mistress transferred to Beijing division
By BERT N’ERNAIRelationships Correspondent DONGGUAN (China Daily Show) – In a move that has stunned long-time observers of the Professional Mistress League (PML), notably lissom […]
Nothing to see here, as blind activist flees kidnappers, while family is beaten senseless
By ZHUO MICANGLegal Correspondent LINYI (China Daily Show) — Rule of law was successfully upheld in China yesterday after a blind activist fled illegal detention, […]
US, China argue over Jeremy Lin bragging rights
By HUI JIAHurt Feelings Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – As “Linsanity” continues to sweep both sides of the Pacific, an increasingly heated territorial dispute concerning the […]
Alzheimer’s patient ‘has heard of Jeremy Lin’
By LIN ANEHealth Correspondent CHARLOTTE (China Daily Show) – A woman in the terminal stages of Alzheimer’s disease has surprised doctors with a newfound enthusiasm […]
Shock as Kim Kardashian enters North Korea leadership race
By ZHEN RENReality TV correspondent PYONGYANG (China Daily Show) — The snow has barely settled on Kim Jong-il’s funeral party but the internal jockeying has […]