We Chinese: Dalai Lama Wins Grammy For Audiobook
The Dalai Lama won a Grammy award on Sunday for his audiobook Meditations: The Reflections of His Holiness the Dalai Lama, a decision China’s Foreign […]
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U.S. Comedian Trae Crowder To Push “Commie Shit” In $500k Monthly Deal With Chinese Authorities
Officials Praise Crowder’s “Pre-Existing Compatibility With Collective Thought” By WAH NAHAmerican Correspondent LOS ANGELES — Chinese officials confirmed Monday that they have entered into a […]
We Chinese: Communist Party Newspaper Warns of ‘Blind Box’ Addiction Among Youth
The Chinese Communist Party newspaper, the People’s Daily, published an article on Friday warning that “blind box” toys—sealed packages containing one random item from a […]
We Chinese: Michelle Yeoh Flip Flops On Taiwan’s Status
While visiting Taiwan to attend the opening of a Tiffany & Co.’s, Yeoh referred to Taiwan as an independent country, but then later in a […]
We Chinese: Modest Celebrations for This Year’s ‘Day of The Shining Star’
In North Korea, 16 February is Kim Jong Il’s birthday, and is known as the ‘Day of the Shining Star’, an event normally celebrated with […]
‘The Cosby Show’ to air in China
By XIAOLI CANGDAOCulture Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Announcing last-minute plans to air re-runs of classic 1980s sitcom The Cosby Show in China, legal representatives of […]
Jackie Chan breaks promise to wife that he’ll shut the fuck up for the next five minutes
By CHU CHOUMedia Correspondent HONG KONG (China Daily Show) – An impassioned promise to his wife that he will “just keep [my] fucking mouth shut […]
Seventh Plenary Session of 17th Central Committee to be best plenum ever
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – It’s official! The Seventh Plenary Session of the outgoing 17th Central Committee will be “even bigger, better […]
Olympic hurdler Liu Xiang retires from professional advertising
By XUAN GUANGGAOEndorsements Correspondent LONDON (China Daily Show) – Athlete Liu Xiang shocked markets – and fans – today by announcing his retirement from advertising […]
Shenzhen mistress transferred to Beijing division
By BERT N’ERNAIRelationships Correspondent DONGGUAN (China Daily Show) – In a move that has stunned long-time observers of the Professional Mistress League (PML), notably lissom […]