Ask a sycophantic delegate at the 18th National Party Congress
Dear sycophantic delegate at the 18th National Party Congress Today I came home from a very difficult afternoon: I had to fetch the children from school […]
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Hundreds of journalists now wandering Beijing in search of news
By MEI DEBAOParty Congress Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Pity poor ABC TV reporter Megan Sykes: the 27-year-old broadcaster arrived from New York last […]
President Hu Jintao leaves inspirational speech in car, forced to read 101-minute work report
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An explosive 15-minute speech at the 18th National Party Congress by President Hu Jintao, laying out an […]
Prominent Chinese economist found guilty of ‘artistic crimes’
by WEI AIAIEconomics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A well-known Chinese economist has lost his appeal against charges of artistic evasion. Ever since renowned taxation pundit Lu Tao […]
Feud between Vatican and Communist Party confuses those who usually just hate both
By BAO FOJIAOReligious Affairs Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A high-profile spat between the Vatican and Chinese Communist Party has split opinion among critics […]
Lonely Bo Xilai wonders why no one’s spoken to him for a few days
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A puzzled Bo Xilai wondered this morning why his daily beating has been neglected for the last […]
Neil Heywood eaten by CIA poison dwarf on orders of David Cameron: source required
By Xiao NiaoRumors Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) – Foreign media was last night scrambling to find a credible source for a series of sensational […]
Communist Party asks everyone to just shut the fuck up for a moment so it can think
By XIAO NIAORumors Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Following its eighteenth futile call for unity this week, the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) today issued […]
Jailing of crippled orphan proves China has ‘rule of law’: Xinhua
By NI YULANLegal Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The conviction yesterday of a 13-year-old girl for “state subversion” proves that the country is making […]
Nation grieves after People’s Princeling ‘resigns’
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent CHONGQING (China Daily Show) — Tributes were pouring in yesterday for Chongqing Party Secretary Bo Xilai, after he offered his resignation […]