China urges UK to “embrace democracy”
By RONG RENPolitics Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – China’s ruling Politburo has called for the UK to embrace political reform. The move came as […]
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Dashan not that clever: Mistress
By JONAH WHALEEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — A woman claiming to be one of Dashan’s love-you-long-time mistresses has revealed that, contrary to popular […]
China determined to produce world’s most expensive film
By MEI YISIFilm Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — In an effort to rake in international film profits, SARFT has announced its intent to produce […]
“Beijing is actually very safe”: Rapist
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A serial rapist who has eluded Chinese authorities for nearly two decades told China Daily Show […]
English teacher cancels Saturday morning class
By TIANTIAN XIANGSHANGEducation Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — An English teacher at Beijing’s No. 6 University of Horticulture & HVAC Repair called administrators Sunday […]
Expat donates too much money, hurts co-workers’ feelings
By Art Vandelay BEIJING – An American proofreader has hurt the feelings of his Chinese co-workers by donating too much money to the company’s earthquake […]
Dashan denied visa, stops smiling
By Art Vandelay OTTAWA — Following recent visa policy modifications, Mark Roswell, popularly known in China as celebrity ‘crosstalk’ performer Dashan, was denied an F […]
‘Made in China’ protests lack quality control: Minister
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — Citing numerous reports of errors made by angry Chinese protesters during the past week, Chinese officials in a press release […]
China to France: Stop screwing up our ‘internal affairs’ with your ‘internal affairs’
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — In the midst of trying to assure a billion angry Chinese people that French people deserve to live, the Chinese […]
Angry Chinese stand and stare outside Tous Les Jours
By Art Vandelay BEIJING — In a move baffling the international community, hundreds of angry Chinese students in Beijing’s college district gathered outside Tous Les […]