Drunk expat pledges to shoot independent movie about “the real China”
By XING CHOUWENEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — After taking full advantage of a 2-for-1 special on Mojitos at a downtown Beijing bar, self-defined […]
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Secret Dashan plastic surgery shame exposed
By JONAS WHALEEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Dashan fans are said to be “stunned” following revelations that comedian and performer Mark Rowswell, aka […]
China’s cabbies actually “cultured, sensitive souls”: cabbie
By HAO FENQINGFeelings Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — The testimony of a Beijing taxi driver has shattered a long-standing pact of silence, revealing his […]
China to launch newer, faster fast-track legal system
By HUAI SHASHOUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Chinese leaders are expected to announce a new, more efficient “fast-track” legal system to begin running […]
China urges calm after New Year fireworks provoke North Korea missile strike
By Rong RenDefense Correspondent DALIAN (China Daily Show) – China’s leaders called for peace, calm and the resumption of talks today after an early Chinese […]
Ask the mean lady at the Beijing Exit-Entry Administration Bureau
Dear mean lady at the Beijing Exit-Entry Administration Bureau, Help! I am a 26-year-old gay man stuck in a traditional Chinese quandary. I’m going back […]
Edgar Snow clone went “haywire” after failed experiment: CIA
By XI MEITIWestern Media Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Chinese government attempts to attain international journalistic credibility by cloning legendary former US reporter Edgar […]
Unpopular foreigner “unaware” he is Chinese Internet sensation
By XING CHOUWENEntertainment Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Self-defined “citizen of the world” and all-round quintessential douchebag Aaron Mackiewicz of Columbus, Ohio has unwittingly […]
New Circle of Hell set to open for Chinese parents: Demon
By QUANSHAN CHENG’EJustice Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Unconfirmed reports from sources within Hell today suggested the leadership is considering opening a new extension […]
Ask a foreign woman who hasn’t had a date in eight months
Dear foreign woman who hasn’t had a date in eight months, I am having an ongoing problem with my “modern” Beijing apartment management office. My […]