Panic spreads in Beijing for some reason
by XIAO NIAORumor Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A water-cooler debate quickly led to widespread muttering, joking and microblogging in Beijing Tuesday morning, as […]
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Official Report: The weather in Beijing is very gray but that is how we like it
Official Report By GONG CHANDANGCommunications Correspondent BEIJING (Ministry of Truthfulness) – A long time ago, in a country far away, in China, there lived a […]
Foreigners don’t understand China, says Lamborghini owner
By KUO LAOSociety Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – A flamboyant plutocrat has lambasted Western “outsiders” who criticize China with little understanding of its complex […]
Average US guy actually very handsome, says nurse
By QU JIATravel Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A middle-aged US male has struck romantic gold, after visiting China and discovering he is actually […]
Ask a dissident who can’t get arrested
Dear dissident who can’t get arrested, My beloved pet cat went missing while I was out walking it in the park last week. Afterwards, I spotted […]
OMG, is it Oscar time for China? Yes! No? No
BY DAISY WUHollywood Correspondent LOS ANGELES (China Daily Show) — It’s just over 24 hours to go until the stars begin walking down the red […]
US, China argue over Jeremy Lin bragging rights
By HUI JIAHurt Feelings Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – As “Linsanity” continues to sweep both sides of the Pacific, an increasingly heated territorial dispute concerning the […]
‘Occupy Restrooms’ protest turns fatal
BY DU QISHIHealth Correspondent GUANGZHOU (China Daily Show) – A group of female sophomores – angered at conditions in their campus restrooms – suffered a setback […]
Alzheimer’s patient ‘has heard of Jeremy Lin’
By LIN ANEHealth Correspondent CHARLOTTE (China Daily Show) – A woman in the terminal stages of Alzheimer’s disease has surprised doctors with a newfound enthusiasm […]
Fake petitioners offered free rides home
By Chun GeSpring Festival Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) — Zhang Lu did not have to wait long. Standing in Tiananmen Square with a giant […]