Ayi makes breakfast, walks dog, cleans tomb
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Freud analyzes the Chinese Dream
Congratulations, China. It is good that you are having these dreams now. This is small step forward: It means you are slowly getting your memory […]
Chicken nugget resembling Lei Feng sells for $8 million
By XI MEITEIWestern Media Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – What started off as just another day shilling deep-fried protein in batter ended dramatically for […]
We Chinese: What have you learnt from Lei Feng?
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Answer phone at Chinese Ministry denies everything
By QUANPAN FOUREN & BU SHIWOTechnology Correspondents SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – A new answering-service from the Chinese government has already issued a series of firm […]
Improved Chinese ‘Cloud Atlas’ is 45 fewer-minutes better
By WEI SHENGSanitation Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – “Maddening structural problems” in the original cut of foreign sci-fi movie Cloud Atlas have now been thoroughly nixed, representatives […]
Crusading ‘Picayune Sun-Tribune Weekly’ is latest newspaper to be hacked by China
By XI MEITIWestern Media Correspondent BATON ROUGE (China Daily Show) – Twice-weekly local organ of record the Picayune Sun-Tribune Weekly has become the latest victim of infiltration […]
Confused senior yells ‘This is China!’ in Baltimore
By LAO RENSociety Correspondent BALTIMORE (China Daily Show) – Zhao Binglai, a veteran of the Long March and a former ousted official, confusedly shouted “This […]
Jackie Chan breaks promise to wife that he’ll shut the fuck up for the next five minutes
By CHU CHOUMedia Correspondent HONG KONG (China Daily Show) – An impassioned promise to his wife that he will “just keep [my] fucking mouth shut […]
‘Let’s just do this,’ says impatient Bo Xilai
By TUO KOUXIUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An exasperated Bo Xilai yesterday issued an impatient ultimatum to Beijing officials: just put me on […]