Family devastated after ‘New Year’s Gala’ DVD goes missing
By LONG TAOSpring Festival Correspondent ZHENGZHOU (China Daily Show) – The fireworks are still exploding over the village of Nanren, Henan but for one family, […]
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Improved Chinese ‘Cloud Atlas’ is 45 fewer-minutes better
By WEI SHENGSanitation Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – “Maddening structural problems” in the original cut of foreign sci-fi movie Cloud Atlas have now been thoroughly nixed, representatives […]
Crusading ‘Picayune Sun-Tribune Weekly’ is latest newspaper to be hacked by China
By XI MEITIWestern Media Correspondent BATON ROUGE (China Daily Show) – Twice-weekly local organ of record the Picayune Sun-Tribune Weekly has become the latest victim of infiltration […]
Confused senior yells ‘This is China!’ in Baltimore
By LAO RENSociety Correspondent BALTIMORE (China Daily Show) – Zhao Binglai, a veteran of the Long March and a former ousted official, confusedly shouted “This […]
Jackie Chan breaks promise to wife that he’ll shut the fuck up for the next five minutes
By CHU CHOUMedia Correspondent HONG KONG (China Daily Show) – An impassioned promise to his wife that he will “just keep [my] fucking mouth shut […]
‘Let’s just do this,’ says impatient Bo Xilai
By TUO KOUXIUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An exasperated Bo Xilai yesterday issued an impatient ultimatum to Beijing officials: just put me on […]
Ask a passive-aggressive Chinese girl on Facebook
By XI MEITEIWestern Media Correspondent Dear passive-aggressive Chinese girl on Facebook, I am a 35-year-old American, who just moved to Xian for six months to […]
‘Global Times’ op-ed writer wishes he was on strike, too
By BAGONG JIZHEChinese media correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The editorial writer for nationalist newspaper the Global Times has told friends that he would like to […]
Local boyfriend completes final stage in emasculation process
By PA LAOPORelationships Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – Slipping on a matching green top, oversized lens-free spectacles and a pair of comfortable, purple velour […]