We Chinese: France To Get Two Giant Pandas In 2027 For Ten Years

French President Emmanuel Macron has negotiated a ten-year loan agreement with President Xi Jinping to host two giant pandas starting in 2027 at the Beauval Zoo in Saint-Aignan in central France.

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“Ten years in France? My goodness, what is Xi thinking? They could come back as actual communists.”

“And we thought they were picky eaters before.”

“Hopefully they will learn the joys of sex, because we certainly couldn’t teach them anything about it here.”

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