Confused senior yells ‘This is China!’ in Baltimore
By LAO RENSociety Correspondent BALTIMORE (China Daily Show) – Zhao Binglai, a veteran of the Long March and a former ousted official, confusedly shouted “This […]
Month: January 2013
Jackie Chan breaks promise to wife that he’ll shut the fuck up for the next five minutes
By CHU CHOUMedia Correspondent HONG KONG (China Daily Show) – An impassioned promise to his wife that he will “just keep [my] fucking mouth shut […]
‘Let’s just do this,’ says impatient Bo Xilai
By TUO KOUXIUCrime Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – An exasperated Bo Xilai yesterday issued an impatient ultimatum to Beijing officials: just put me on […]
Ask a passive-aggressive Chinese girl on Facebook
By XI MEITEIWestern Media Correspondent Dear passive-aggressive Chinese girl on Facebook, I am a 35-year-old American, who just moved to Xian for six months to […]
‘Global Times’ op-ed writer wishes he was on strike, too
By BAGONG JIZHEChinese media correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – The editorial writer for nationalist newspaper the Global Times has told friends that he would like to […]
Local boyfriend completes final stage in emasculation process
By PA LAOPORelationships Correspondent SHANGHAI (China Daily Show) – Slipping on a matching green top, oversized lens-free spectacles and a pair of comfortable, purple velour […]