Live coverage of ‘Shenzhou-9’ abruptly replaced by L’Oreal adverts
By Guang GuoMedia Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Confusion has greeted an unexplained decision to suddenly cut live television coverage of a Chinese spacecraft’s […]
Month: June 2012
US student totally forgets to celebrate Dragon Boat Festival
By JONAS WHALECulture Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – A foreigner who came to China to study the culture has admitted he “completely forgot” about […]
Self-immolating monk sacks publicist
By ZHAO HUOTibet Correspondent LHASA (China Daily Show) – Self-immolating monk Thangka Phuntsok says he’s packing in the fireworks, after his last conflagration failed to […]
Ministry of Culture discovers three new movie plots
by DONG FANGHONGCulture Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – Three new plots have been discovered in the national film archives, China’s Ministry of Culture announced […]
Forced abortionist forced to give a fuck
By JIHUA SHENGYUFamily Planning Correspondent ANKANG (China Daily Show) – A county official who forced a young woman to abort her seven-month-old child was today forced […]
China agrees to send Newt Gingrich into space
By KONGJIAN JINGSAISpace Correspondent GOBI DESERT (China Daily Show) – Nearly half a century after the Soviet Union put the first man into space, China has finally […]
‘Singing and dancing nations’ to be sole recipients of Chinese aid
By FEI ZHOUCulture Correspondent BEIJING (China Daily Show) – China has surprised aid agencies by announcing plans to restrict all further overseas aid only to […]
Those Gaokao exam questions in full
Editor’s note: this year, nine million students sat their gaokao, a standardized exam that determines college admissions. This intense exam can be the key to a […]
Shenzhen mistress transferred to Beijing division
By BERT N’ERNAIRelationships Correspondent DONGGUAN (China Daily Show) – In a move that has stunned long-time observers of the Professional Mistress League (PML), notably lissom […]